Noah Burke Comedy Facebook Page Quotes
1. You know how I know I'm a tough guy!?; It's because at the gym where I put the pin in, the paint isn't chipped! #toughguythoughts #masculinesociety
2. The
middle-east must be awesome to drive in; zero Asians and women aren't
allowed to drive! Oh wait, road-side bombs and check points; I'll take
Asians and women.
3. Watching
the ESPYs... did they really just give the guy in a wheelchair a
standing ovation? Way to rub it in jerks! Great new award though. Pat
Tillman was the man! #PatTillmanaward
4. It's
so funny to see adults do fist-bumps to kids with the exploding hand.
The cool kids have moved on to coke-bumps; get with times uncool adults!
5. I
don't want to sound weird but they're making some sexy manikins these
days. Is manikin technology getting better, or do I just need a
girlfriend? #mallboners
6. Sometimes
I like to check my muscles out in the mirror; and today I stubbed my
toe immediately after; I'm pretty sure that is the universe calling me a
fag!
(No offense by the f-word.)
(No offense by the f-word.)
7. I
just found out that the Nazi's used tickling to torture people. That's
probably the most cute thing I ever heard about the Nazis; actually,
there really aren't any other cute things about them.
