"Show Me Your Genitals"
"Everyday Normal Guy"
The Comedic Universe is the website dedicated to finding the funny in all parts of this vast universe we live in. For example: Uranus. The majority of comedy we find resides on this planet, but the name "Comedic Universe" acts as a reminder for us to look for comedy everywhere and in everything. The Comedic Universe features: stand-up comedian categories; my original jokes; "Top 10"/ Rankings Categories in comedy; Comedy News; Rants for the sake of comedy; and more!
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Jon Lajoie: "Show Me Your Genitals." and "Everyday Normal Guy"
Jon Lajoie is a Canadian-born comedian with many funny videos on YouTube. "Show me your genitals" was the video that sold me on him. You can currently see Jon on the FX comedy about a group's Fantasy Football league called , appropriately,"The League."
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Top 10 Actions Tough-Guys can't do and still look Tough.
Top 10 Actions Tough-Guys can't do and still look Tough.
10. Drink any drink with a straw and umbrella.
9. Line-dance at any time.
8. Wear pig-tails.
7. Say the word "panties" in a sentence.
6. Rollerblade.
5. Buy a fondue set or tampons (both shouldn't be done by men.)
4. Sing along with Celine Dion on the radio.
3. Cry while watching the movie "Beaches". (Also, watching the movie "Beaches.")
2. Skip with Balloons.
1. Say goodbye by yelling "Toodles!"
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Noah Burke Comedy Facebook Page Quotes
1. You know how I know I'm a tough guy!?; It's because at the gym where I put the pin in, the paint isn't chipped! #toughguythoughts #masculinesociety
2. The
middle-east must be awesome to drive in; zero Asians and women aren't
allowed to drive! Oh wait, road-side bombs and check points; I'll take
Asians and women.
3. Watching
the ESPYs... did they really just give the guy in a wheelchair a
standing ovation? Way to rub it in jerks! Great new award though. Pat
Tillman was the man! #PatTillmanaward
4. It's
so funny to see adults do fist-bumps to kids with the exploding hand.
The cool kids have moved on to coke-bumps; get with times uncool adults!
5. I
don't want to sound weird but they're making some sexy manikins these
days. Is manikin technology getting better, or do I just need a
girlfriend? #mallboners
6. Sometimes
I like to check my muscles out in the mirror; and today I stubbed my
toe immediately after; I'm pretty sure that is the universe calling me a
fag!
(No offense by the f-word.)
(No offense by the f-word.)
7. I
just found out that the Nazi's used tickling to torture people. That's
probably the most cute thing I ever heard about the Nazis; actually,
there really aren't any other cute things about them.
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
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Monday, June 23, 2014
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